Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Who says you can't learn anything from television?

SASS: Moooom, I hafta go peeps!

ME: Okay, let's go.

SASS: I hafta go because caffeine is a diuretic.

ME: (very curious) So, what exactly is a diuretic?

SASS: It's something that makes you go peeps! It's in sodas and coffee and tea and stuff.

ME: Well, yeah, that's right. So how exactly did you learn that caffeine is a diuretic?

SASS: (looking exasperated at my idiocy) Arthur, of course!

ME: Well, of course. How silly of me.

SASS: I know.

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