A whole lot of nothing

Well, this blog has been empty for a while. We've had so much going on elsewhere that I just haven't had time. I haven't even had time to read many blogs! And truly, I can't say that's going to change until, oh, Monday or so.

In the meantime, enjoy the following:

My friend Julie's experience with Merle.

Postcards from yo momma (it's hit-or-miss; some are unintentionally funny, some aren't.)

An excellent two-part article on understanding how an individual processes information and how it relates to organizing. Part 1. Part 2.

Skeeter's company is using a big ol' machine called a RubbleMaster on their site for crushing concrete. A few days ago he was researching information and came across a theme song for it on the UK site. It's pretty catchy. But it cracks me up that they have a theme song.

Thursday Night Trivia

The ringtones on my cell phone:

Main ring: Let's Get It Started -- Black Eyed Peas

Skeeter: Crazy Train -- Ozzy Osbourne

Mom & Dad: Parents Just Don't Understand -- DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

Lisa (my sister): We Are Family -- Sister Sledge

Brenda (friend): Eye of the Tiger -- Survivor

Yeah, I'm not really hip on the latest music.

Happy Birthday, Spyder!

Today is Spyder's 10th birthday. ("Mom! It's the most important one EVER! I'm double digits! The only one bigger is TRIPLE DIGITS, and who knows whether I'll make that!")

My sweet son is 10! So hard for me to believe. Anyway, time has been spent readying for the birthday, then celebrating the birthday.

Spyder and Sass decided that Spyder needed a "birthday tree" for his gifts, so we cut a big branch off of the oak tree in the back (one that needed to be trimmed, truthfully). After I cleared it of six-legged hitchhikers, we brought it inside and put it in a vase on the fireplace. Sass made ornaments.

Because I like to tease the children, the only present under it was the one from Julie. Until last night, of course. So I spent quite a while last night wrapping his presents and setting them all out, along with the balloon that Sass chose for him. We bought it last night at the dollar store, and the lady there couldn't believe we were buying a balloon for a boy. Oh, horrors! Since when do boys not like balloons? Honestly. Spyder loves them.

Anyway, in our usual birthday tradition, Spyder had full control of the day. We spent the morning doing science experiments in the yard, anxiously looking up to see if the rain clouds were upon us. We opened presents at lunchtime, when Skeeter could join us. We spent part of the afternoon studying the world map (partly because of the Explorer book from Julie), then playing Super Mario Galaxy. Dinner -- also Spyder's choice -- was at his favorite Chinese place, and afterward we had a big game of Clue.

I think it was a good way to spend a 10th birthday.

Meme for Monday

Y'all. Today was so busy. Not only did Miss Lucinda get a squirrel, but she got a bird as well. I suppose she was busy too. The children and I also went to the Scholastic Warehouse sale and spent FOUR HOURS there. Four hours! Lawzy, we were all ready to get out of there.

Thankfully, Yvette tagged me for a meme, so no original thought required.

Now on the the meme.....Here are the rules (post these first).

1. Each player answers questions about themselves.
2. At the end of the post, tag 5 people by posting their names.
3. Go to their site/blog and leave a comment telling them they've been tagged. Invite them to your site/blog so they can read the tagged post.
4. Let the person who tagged you know when you've completed your tagged post.

Questions:

1. What were you doing 10 years ago?

Nesting. I was two days from giving birth to Spyder. *sniff*

2. What are 5 things on your "To Do" list?

a) Ship several packages

b) Send back two Netflix movies

c) Finish Skeeter's passport renewal

d) Return books to the library

e) Have the car cleaned

3. What are 5 snacks you enjoy?

a) Ice cream

b) Chips and salsa

c) Triscuits

d) Divinity

e) Party Mix

4. Name some things you would do if you were a millionaire.

Travel. That's a big one for me. New places, new experiences. Love it! I'd also do the practical things, like paying off the house, investing . . . . But for the fun stuff, travel all the way.

5. Name some places where you've lived.

The Pink House, the house where I was born. When I was about a year old we moved to

Third Street, where I lived until I was 18. The we moved to

The New Place, the house my dad built himself. I only lived there for about a year and a half though, then I moved away to live in

The Dorm at college. I didn't stay in the dorm long though. My roommates and I didn't get along (putting it mildly) and I moved out. I moved into

The Apartment with my four new roommates, and oh lawzy day, it was fun! Seriously, when I think of my college experience, I think of that apartment and my roommates.

6. Name some bad habits you have.

a) Moving on before a project is completed.

b) Staying up far too late.

c) Talking far too much.

d) Teasing when I probably shouldn't.

e) Getting easily distracted. (That may have something to do with the first confession . . . .)

7. Name some jobs you've had.

a) Typesetter at a printing company

b) Clerk at a lawyer's office

c) Clerk at a collection agency

d) Grant writer

e) Hospital switchboard operator

8. Name those whom you are tagging.

I'm going to break the rules (gasp!) and only officially tag two people: Stephanie and Heather. If you want to join in though, please do! And let me know so I can come and read!

The winner

No one got the reference to Garrison Keillor's "How the Mind Really Works" skits that always begin "a series of a series of a series of ::pop:: timely educational features . . . "

I am just as nerdy as I suspected.

So onto the winner.

We did the selecting of the winner the old fashioned way. I printed the comments and cut them apart into strips to make the individual entries. Spyder and I folded them and put them into a big container.


Then there was a whole lotta creative shakin' going on.


And the winner is


WindyCindy! Congratulations!

Be glad you're not me

Well, Miss Lucinda did it. She killed one of the squirrels. I woke up to the sounds of her murderous rampage.

And upon waking, I realized that my left eye is swollen because of some allergen.

Great.

Winner of the giveaway is coming later. I told the urchins they could do the old draw-the-name-from-the-hat method of choosing.

But first, I have to relieve Lucy of her prize.

A lesson worth learning, at any age

There are a lot of sad and angry people upon this earth. Many have survived terrible childhoods, and physical or psychic wounds. In our individual ways, we are all walking wounded, and how we choose to respond to that determines our level of happiness.

Absolutely. Wander over and read the whole article.

That's exactly my hope and intent, to be able to look back on a life joyfully lived. Sometimes it does take a conscious effort, but it's worth it for me.

Musts

Small Town Mom recently spotlighted some of her "issues"

I like patterns. For example, I prefer to wash dishes in a certain order. You can't just hand me things and expect me to wash them randomly. I have a system. And it works. Everything fits in the dishrack that way. (Although I prefer the dishwasher!)

Seems reasonable to me. Also, the earplugs that started the topic? Again, completely reasonable. I wouldn't have been able to sit through the concert with two different colors though. That's just wrong.

Lately I'm realizing that I have far more hang-ups than I ever thought, especially since I consider myself a pretty easy-going kind of person. Here is only a partial list:

• The toilet paper must be placed in the holder with the loose tissue hanging down the front. What is up with this nonsense that some people believe it must hang down the back? They are wrong.

• The bed is a whole issue in itself.

• I eat one thing at a time, usually working clockwise around the plate. I've gotten a little bit less intense about that over the years, but it's still there.

• Clothing must be put in the closet with the shirt opening facing left, pants and shirts separated.
  

• I also have a certain pattern for the dishes in the dishwasher, but it's too complicated to explain.

• I do not drink milk out of plastic cups. Milk is a glass-only beverage.

• I alphabetize our DVD collection. I used to do this with books and CDs too, separated by genre, but our CD and book collections have outgrown the shelves. I'm working on that though.
  

• I hate wearing shoes without socks. Except my Birks.
  

• When I'm searching the bookshelves, I have to "look" with my left hand. I can't see the books properly if I'm not touching them with my left hand.

• I count syllables when I'm listening to someone speak.

• When I pay the bills I always leave the bank balance on an even whole dollar amount, even if I have to overpay a little bit to do so.

And I'll just leave it there. So now make me feel better and list a few of your hang-ups.

New places

Skeeter and I tried a relatively new Indian restaurant tonight.

Good stuff, people. Good stuff.

We were one of only two couples in the restaurant though, and that made me rather sad.

The place has been open for about five months. I didn't realize it had been that long. We pass by it about twice a week, but it's never at the right time for us to eat. And usually we're passing by because we're on the way to some activity.

The owner came to talk to us several times, asking if we were familiar with Indian food and how we liked everything. (Not in the creepy, hovering way, but in the friendly I-really-want-you-to-like-it way. There's a huge difference.) We talked for quite a while, eventually moving on to the topic of running the business when (obviously) it wasn't exactly a hoppin' place.

He told us that he doesn't have a lot of customers, but the ones he does have are all regulars. Overall he's found that most of the people in our area aren't interested in trying new things. It's just too different from what is considered "normal" here.

Skeeter and I love to try new places, off-the-beaten path places. It's just part of what we do, and normally I don't even talk about it to others. I think I'll change that though.

Don't forget!

The contest ends this weekend, but there is still time to enter! Winner will be announced on Monday morning!

EMP: Extra-Momensory Perception

Extra-Momensory Perception (EMP) comes with the birth of a child, like a "free with purchase" offer. Like most moms, I can usually tell what my children are doing -- and whether or not they should be -- if they're in another room or even outside. When Sass and Spyder play together, they have the usual shouts and laughs that give me clues as to what's going on.

My EMP doesn't work on everyone though.

Sass has had her friend Olivia over to play today. Olivia is, er, high maintenance in a way that even Sass never has been. With Olivia, my EMP is completely shot. Olivia's happy shouts often resemble blood-curdling screams, sounds that make me drop whatever I'm doing and rush to see if an emergency room visit is in order.

So far, so good. But I'm going to keep rushing over just in case.

Clearing the cobwebs

Since we know that we'll be moving, I'm trying to take the time now to go through our things, weeding out those that are just taking up space. One of my latest projects was my old college notebooks. In them I found notes and papers and poems and stories, all things that I had created in a time long before I became who I am now.

Some of them have no real meaning for me. The statistics notes? Ha! Gone! Happily tossed into the trash. But some . . . some still resonate. They help me remember who I was and how I got to where I am now.

Remembering seems to be a running theme for my thoughts lately. I find myself revisiting books, even if it's just a favorite passage or chapter. Julie gave me a signed first edition of Fair and Tender Ladies as a gift several years ago, and the book now falls open to my favorite part.

Heather loves to make fun of me for it, but I love Empire Records. I watched it again recently, and it brought back memories. Great art? No, definitely not. Certainly few people who haven't actually worked in a record store would have such an affection for it. But if you have been in that environment, you can see that the characterizations are absolutely perfect, and it's yet another way for me to remember where I've been.

Of course, the story isn't anything like my experience. I never had an assistant manager who stole $9000 to gamble. Never had a massive concert on the roof. But we did have people like Warren, who thought working at the store was the coolest thing ever and wanted to be like us. I think Warren is my favorite character because of that.

Even my new read is following the remembering theme. The Film Club has so many parts that make me think about my life, where it's been and how that affects the progress, both as an individual and a family.

I never talk about a book while I'm reading it. If I'm asked, I'll give a vague, "Oh, it's decent so far," but rarely more than that. My opinion and perception change throughout, and as a result I'm reluctant to talk about it until I can see it as a whole work. For The Film Club -- unlike any other -- I really wish that I had someone reading right alongside with me so that we could discuss it as we go.

All of that is heavy handed and convoluted, but it's where my thoughts are these days.

Crafts for everyone

Randi from I Have to Say also authors a crafting blog, Me and My Girl.

Today's craft: making paper doll chains. Sass and I are going to have so much fun with that!

Definitely check out Me and My Girl if someone in your house has a crafty or artistic leaning. We've had good times with several of her ideas. They're easy enough for children without too much stress on Mom, and most can be adapted so that everyone in the house can enjoy them.

Oh dear

The whole family is completely and utterly hooked.

Hangaroo Guess the hidden phrase to complete a level.

Play this free game now!!

FYI

For those who use a feed reader, saw the post on the book giveaway, then clicked over to find it wasn't really there.

I wasn't just taunting you. I swear.

It's back!

Sharing the love

Ever wondered what I do with those advance reader books? Some of them stay on my shelves, fewer than you might imagine, actually. But most of them I pass along to friends.

And with that brief introduction, welcome to the world of free books, my friends. The first in a series of a series of a series of ::pop::* book giveaways.

First up: Secrets of a Shoe Addict by Beth Harbison. This is meant to be a sequel to Shoe Addicts Anonymous, but it's a stand-alone read. Truly, it has very little to do with the first book, plot-wise.

The novel follows three women -- Tiffany, Abbey, and Loreen -- each with her own need to make fast cash. They band together to form an unconventional business that ultimately helps each woman see the limitations she has placed upon herself. Publishers Weekly gives a more thorough review here near the middle of the page.

What to do? Leave a comment on this post -- anything from "Hey, pick me!" to mentioning, oh, how fabulous I am -- from now until midnight Sunday, 11 May. Winner will be chosen randomly and announced on Monday, 12 May.

Spread the word! Or don't, so your odds for winning will be better. It's up to you.

Go forth and comment!

*Props to anyone who gets the reference. And maybe a special prize. If I can think of something.

First lines

Gabriel Garcia Marquez's Love in the Time of Cholera begins

It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.

That is my favorite first line of a novel. It's not my favorite novel, but that opening sentence is just perfection. I didn't realize it until after I'd finished the book, but it so succinctly summarizes the whole work that even now it astounds me.

Friday Five: Books Edition

Shamelessly lifted from Tammy at Just Enough, And Nothing More. Because I can't resist a book list.

How many of you have a to-be-read pile a mile high next to your bed? What are the top 5 books?

Just finished Jen Lancaster's Such a Pretty Fat and am almost finished with Beth Harbison's Secrets of a Shoe Addict. Up next in my to-be-read pile:

1. The Film Club by David Gilmour

2. Love The One You're With by Emily Giffin

3. Critical Mass: How One Thing Leads to Another by Philip Ball

4. Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper by Diablo Cody

5. A Charmed Life: Growing Up in Macbeth's Castle by Liza Campbell

Avoiding the littles

My urchins have art class one day a week. Until this semester they have taken different classes, requiring a four hour commitment on art day. The class is half an hour away, and their classes were on the same day, but not back-to-back. So I was always entertaining one or both of them. The urchins love art class, so I managed, but lawzy day . . . it was a pain!

This semester though, they opted to take the same class, watercolor painting. Thank heavens! Not only does that take my time commitment from four hours to two hours, but it allows me one whole blessed hour to myself!

I know it doesn't sound like much, but homeschooling doesn't exactly allow a whole lot of down-time for me. I've been looking forward to my little one hour a week, just sitting in the car reading a book. Until recently.

About six weeks ago, the art teacher's 10 year old decided that he'd like to spend that hour -- my hour -- chatting with me. The first time, I decided to forgo the book and chat. Perhaps that was a bad idea because now he shows up at my window every time.

And chats.

And chats.

Even when I'm a bit rude and only move the window down just a bit, obviously wanting to get back to my book.

The last two weeks I've dropped the children off at art class and driven off to another part of the neighborhood. And I can't say that I feel the least bit bad about it. At least there I can have my hour once again and read my book in peace.

Monster Camp

I must see this film. I don't know anyone in this particular group, but I know several people in SCA who go on retreats exactly like this.