Sass, on finding a penny:
I found it on the ground, all alone, with no one to care for it.
Spyder, on The Battle for the Castle:
I'm not all that crazy about this book. (pause) I'm not going to finish it. Why do I feel like I need to finish it? Life's too short for me to spend it reading books I don't like.
Sass, after being told to pick up the popsicle wrapper she left on the floor:
There are too many rules around here! I'm leaving town. Where's my purse?
Spyder, on the comments people say to him and Sass:
So why do people always say that I'm smart and she's cute? Why can't I be the cute one sometimes?
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THAT is the funniest thing I've read/heard anywhere in months!
Leaving town and where's my purse. That's just too funny.
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