Easily amused

I've introduced Skeeter to the "Watch It Now" feature in Netflix. I wonder if this was a wise decision on my part.

He's spent the last hour browsing the movies that are available to watch RIGHT NOW! ON THE COMPUTER! NOW! WITHOUT WAITING!

I've been listening to the commentary he's giving (unintentionally) as he's reading the titles. He's an absolute riot, and I think he has more fun reading the titles than actually watching the movie.

I keep hearing:

SUPERFLY!! Badass!

Oooh, Good Boy. Cute movie. We liked that, didn't we?

The Chamber. Don't think I've seen that.

Hmmm.

Even Dwarfs Started Small. Interesting name for a movie.

Last Temptation of Christ.

Modern Marvels! There are several of those.

Hey! The Natural History of the Chicken. Oh, never mind. How bizarre. Someone is going to spend an hour watching a documentary on the chicken?

The Twelve Dogs of Christmas? I wonder what that's about?

Blackula! Oooh, how cool!

He Died with a Falafel in His Hand. What's a falafel?

Hey, what are you doing? You're writing everything I'm saying?!? Freak! Stop making making fun. I'm the only husband you've got. Hey, Pagemaster.

Oops, I've been discovered, but at least he's easily distracted by more titles.