SKEETER: I came home to surprise you. You aren't here.
ME: We are @ Target, but we will be home soon.
SKEETER: We need trash bags and chocolate.
ME: We are buying the trash bags.
SKEETER: And chocolate. I haven't seen Little Debbie in some time. I kind of miss her.
SKEETER: She is my not-so-secret crush. Even though she is Michael's girl.