SASS: Moooom, I hafta go peeps!
ME: Okay, let's go.
SASS: I hafta go because caffeine is a diuretic.
ME: (very curious) So, what exactly is a diuretic?
SASS: It's something that makes you go peeps! It's in sodas and coffee and tea and stuff.
ME: Well, yeah, that's right. So how exactly did you learn that caffeine is a diuretic?
SASS: (looking exasperated at my idiocy) Arthur, of course!
ME: Well, of course. How silly of me.
SASS: I know.
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